Nothing to Fear, Especially "al Qaeda"

Reuters and the NY Times are both announcing that New York is in danger of a Thanksgiving "terror strike" by "al Qaeda."

Just to put this announcement in perspective: You are six thousand times more likely to die of congestive heart failure than you are of dying in a "terror attack."

Translation: Nothing to worry about folks! Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving and much love to you all.

Love,

Jackson

p.s. Go easy on the gravy.